Jesters Ultimate
Aye Aye Open 2008
Team: Richard J, Richard O, Ben, Haris, Greg, Cam and I.

My alarm went off at 4:45am. I got up and walked to the train station. Everyone else arrived well within time for the 6:07 train, except for Richard J. Anyway, the six of us got on the train and settled down. Changed at Peterborough, carried on to Norwich. Most of us had naps, but none of us got drawn on (possibly because everyone else was napping).

The Sportspark (as it's known) at UEA is fantastic. We should steal it. Got told off by security though.

G1 v Hulltimate. 7-8. Went a couple of points up, but lost on sudden death (there were no draws in the pool stages for some reason). We put in lots of effort though, so ah well.

G2 v Bears. 2-10 (or so). They ran a lot and put a lot of pressure on us, and had a lot of good long discs which Edd failed entirely to deal with because he had a bit of a 'mare. Did get the two assists though, with a scoober and a hammer.

Rich J still hasn't arrived by this point.

G3 v GoldenAye. 3-13. The host players had split into 4 reasonably-balanced teams, all with pun names based on Aye. This was one of them. They ran really fast and threw lots of really low, really fast discs that we couldn't stop, as well as having Fraser (who breaks people for fun with like a 2m sidearm pivot or something). We turned up to the game very close to late (because we were sitting around chatting with some other guys), and got told off by security. Again.

G4 v Danger! High Voltage. 3-7 (ish). Really good effort, made them play proper frisbee rather than their preferred (and very succesful) tactic of massive hammers. Not that there weren't any massive hammers, but they also threw other things as well. Cam scored off my three-quarter-pitch-length scoober, which was fun. I just saw him running there and pinged it, if I'd thought about it more I'd have bailed. But hey-ho.

G5 v Brohawks. 3-6. They threw lots of hammers, to an American receiver who looked quite a bit like Jeff. I can't remember anything else about it.

Ben played the Fantasy Game and scored a point, so probably ended up on positive figures.

Went to the guy's house, had KFC or curry. Watched Top Gear, some of the rugby, and headed to the party for the rest of the rugby. The five drinking parts of the team did a Boat Race and failed miserably. Richard J gave up on his one and poured two thirds of his on his head. Some of us found a TV and watched Match of the Day, including Eduardo da Silva's ankle being destroyed. We lost Richard O, but then found him and went home.

G6 v ThAye BrAyed (pronounced Thai Bride). 6-7. Really good effort in every cut and on every mark. The lead kept switching around, and when the hooter thing went they had the edge. Their three main handlers were very good at breaking with high backhands and scoobers, and there's only so much you can do about that. Ah well.

G7 v GangstAye. 9-6. YEAH!!! It should be noted that their main Aye Aye Guy was JimJimJimJim, who had laid out into a wall in their first game this morning, before getting bandaged up at the hospital and coming back just in time for this game. He was perhaps a bit woozy, but played through it (if gently) because he's a real man. PS. Haris is a rapping legend.

G8 v Curve. 12-9. They were slightly older than most teams, but had strong handlers and creative facial hair. But, our youthful energy and quick turns kept us ahead through most of it. Richard J did a layout hammer pull, Haris attempted a straight layout backhand, and I did a chicken wing pull that was better than most others I'd done over the weekend.

So we finished 21st out of 24. Greg got voted MVP, for some great handling and pinpoint long discs. Special Mention to Richard O who was playing in his first tournament ever and Haris in only his second, you guys did a great job :D

Edd

PS. Red stayed for the presentations and were going to pick anything up if we won, but as I haven't heard anything I assume we didn't get Spirit or Party or anything. Ho-hum.